Mini-gambler Gifts

Little league world series of poker.

Robot Parts $5

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

'I don't like to take chances.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."