Ballet Gifts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Swan Lake

Ballerinas Change a Light bulb

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Nutcracker in a Tutu

...at least I won the bet with my precosious ballet dancing Granddaughter!

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

"Looks a little pricey"

"I found this dying swan."

'Can I have a bigger bulge please...!'

'Mummy, all the ballerinas were on tiptoe. Why don't they just use taller dancers?'

'I always wanted to be a ballet dancer - but here at the call-centre I've discovered my true vocation!'

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"Then my wife said it wouldn't kill me to go to the ballet with her."