Bass Hugger Gifts

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

A tuba and love hearts

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bipolar bear.

New for Fall

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'You've Had Enough.'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'