Headphone Hugger Gifts

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

A tuba and love hearts

'Heel.'

'Group hug anyone?'

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Bipolar bear.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

'You've Had Enough.'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"I miss handshakes"

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'