Humor Hugger Gifts

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Cake

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

A tuba and love hearts

'Group hug anyone?'

Three happy men

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Bipolar bear.

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Bipolar Bear.

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'You've Had Enough.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

Rudy, get in my office. I have to talk to you. You're firing me? No. This is serious. Firing me is not serious? I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was unprofitable. I was branded! Being branded is scary. Hug me. Much scarier.

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'