Humor Huggers Gifts

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I hate it when we fight."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Club Sandwitch.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

Love Birds love snuggles

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Cow Pollen

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A tuba and love hearts

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,