Headphone Hugger Mugs

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

"I hate it when we fight."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Two women holding hands surrounded by love hearts

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Heel.'

A tuba and love hearts

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Group hug anyone?'

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Bipolar bear.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Bipolar Bear.

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'You've Had Enough.'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"I miss handshakes"

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'