Headphone Hound Mugs

'No thanks.'

'Heel.'

Audio Books

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Music Freak.

Snake with headphones.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Gramophone Headphone

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Music Collector.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"And in breaking news - the word 'unprecedented' has been used an unprecedented number of times during the past year."

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.