Headphone Hound T-Shirts

'No thanks.'

'Heel.'

Audio Books

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Music Freak.

Snake with headphones.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Gramophone Headphone

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Music Collector.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

"And in breaking news - the word 'unprecedented' has been used an unprecedented number of times during the past year."

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."