Headphone Hiker T-Shirts

Audio Books

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Listening to Coldplay.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bear Signpost.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Bear Recycling.

Music Freak.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."