Headphone Hiker Gifts

Audio Books

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Music Freak.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Heel.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Bear Recycling.

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'