Headphone Hero Gifts

Music Freak.

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Hi Fi Shock.

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

"Wow, commuting must really suck!"

Audio Books

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

I love Harmonica

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Heel.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

Service Call Showdown

Nelly Copter