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Pete Townshend Vineyards

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Mark Knopfler.

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

George Michael

Guitar pickin'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Jimmy Page.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."