Hi-fi Buff Gifts

"This aerobics CD skips."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Can't Touch This

Piano Keyboard

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

TV and cleaner

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Hear me, Graduates!