Hi-fi Buff Pillows

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Can't Touch This

Piano Keyboard

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

TV and cleaner

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Hear me, Graduates!

TV stage door

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."