Hi-fi Enthusiast Pillows

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'I'm Bored'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Snake with headphones.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes