Hi-fi Equipment Gifts

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Turn down the bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Justice for a heckler.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Sale - Eyepod.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'