Hifi Stereo Gifts

Hi Fi Shock.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"He cared more about insuring this than his wife's jewelry."

Man with an enormous TV

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Boom Box

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"That bass isn't bad."

"I love the new design of these TVs. It comes with a free visit to the chiropractor for neck problems."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'We moved here so we could have a wide screen.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

"Yes, we've got a wide screen TV now."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Check the products and prices.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

You know that high definition flat screen plasms tv we bought that's supposed to be so clear it's like looking through a window...well I think it is a window!