Hi-fi Audio Gifts

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Look into my eyes...you will buy this fine hi fi!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Turn down the bass."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Missing. Last seen with.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Man with an enormous TV