Audio Technology Gifts

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'It needed rebooting.'

"Dad, I use music to hone my hearing skills, to improve my auditory reflexes, to fine-tune my tonal sensibilities."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Mozart on a computer,

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man and Machine snoozing