Audio Engineering Gifts

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

George Martin

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'

Noise Abatement Society

Phil Spector's Wall of Sound.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Birds with Headphones

Man and Machine snoozing

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

No Instruments Please