Sound Engineering Gifts

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Beat

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

Roadie rage.

"Not exactly what I'd call awesome feedback, dude."

Music Technology

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Microphone Feedback

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

God creates the cry of a baby.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Sonic MOO

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Four hints that your microphone might not be on.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'