Audio Engineer Lover Gifts

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Birds with Headphones

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Muzak's Top 10

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Musician feedback card