Music Engineer Gifts

Music Technology

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Mozart on a computer,

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Hildegard von Bingen

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

Birds with Headphones

George Martin

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."