Music Engineer Pillows

Music Technology

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Mozart on a computer,

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Hildegard von Bingen

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Birds with Headphones

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'