Music Technologist Pillows

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Hildegard von Bingen

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Turn down the bass."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Igor Stravinsky

NYC Department of Sanitation

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Vivaldi and his creative partner