Music Technologist Pillows

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Hildegard von Bingen

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music Therapy

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Turn down the bass."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Igor Stravinsky

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Music Therapy

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.