Hi-fi Aficionado Gifts

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Woman crying with happiness.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."