Headphone Aficionado Gifts

Checking phone while walking.

Snake with headphones.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

Modern teenager.

Dog and walker listening to music.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"Ed never attends any party without his opinion cancelling headphones."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Children and technolohgy

"This is gonna be great!"

Phone Mittens

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Election Cancelling Headphones