Headphone Aficionado Gifts

Checking phone while walking.

Snake with headphones.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

Modern teenager.

Dog and walker listening to music.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"Ed never attends any party without his opinion cancelling headphones."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

Children and technolohgy

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Phone Mittens

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'