Headphone Enthusiast Gifts

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

LISTEN AND LEARN: "Are you sure he's listening to module 3 of 'coping with change'?"

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'WHAT?!' (people with headphones on).

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?"

Ignored Busker.

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Man using headphones to ignore wife.

"No, that's his music."

"Me, my eyesight is rather bad, so I prefer audio-books..."

"Baldo, I need you to clean the garage."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

Audio Books

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Male Bonding

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

'I wish those kids would keep the noise down, I can't even hear myself think!'

Headphones Strip 6: Noisy background

"This requires both ears."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

PRESENT ABSENT X-ING

"Now, these ones should last you at least a week."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone