Headphone Appreciator Gifts

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Men dancing

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

"There goes that creepy music again...

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Gramophone Headphone

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Modern teenager.

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."