Sound Equipment Gifts

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

Audio Books

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

Subwoofer

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

No Instruments Please

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."