Sound Systems Gifts

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Turn down the bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Ding and Dong.

Boom Box

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."