Sound System Experts Gifts

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

No Instruments Please

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Muzak's Top 10

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Musician feedback card