Sound System Experts Pillows

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

No Instruments Please

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Muzak's Top 10

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

A fly on the wall documentary.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil