Sound System Guru Pillows

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Music for car stereos

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Boom Box

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

And he thinks I can't hear the TV.

'I pimped your sound-system.'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Hi Fi

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'How much treble do these babies put out?'