Soundproofing Guru Pillows

And he thinks I can't hear the TV.

At the rock concert...

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Cartoon computer

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

But It's So Easy

The Last Jerseys.

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Username/Password

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

"Stop the barking .50"

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"I wish I knew you as well as google does."

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'