Soundproofing Pillows

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Noise Abatement Society

A young Don King

Interior design trends for parents....

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Ding" "Dong"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Ding and Dong.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Father nails piano lid shut.