Soundproofing Gifts

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Noise Abatement Society

After 6,468 signatures, John was finally moved into quarantine - in a sound proof booth.

A young Don King

Interior design trends for parents....

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Ding" "Dong"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Music Therapy

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

God creates the cry of a baby.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Ding and Dong.