Fireproofing Gifts

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

A young Don King

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Interior design trends for parents....

"Smokey The Tree"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Burning love

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Pizza Rescue.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

USA Putting Out Fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Someone is at the front door."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"