Fire Protection Gifts

See? Aren't you glad I talked you into buying a smoke detector?

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Love your ambiance!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."