Fire Management Gifts

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Love your ambiance!"

Burning love

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

USA Putting Out Fires

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Pizza Rescue.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"