Fire Management Prints

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Woman escapes with cats.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Burning love

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Love your ambiance!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Pizza Rescue.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

USA Putting Out Fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."