Fire Watching Prints

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

The Zoo.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

TSA Noah

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Smokey The Tree"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The New Normal

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'