Fire Prints

"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

The discovery of fire and comedy

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Fire down."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"I always get these flare-ups."

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Flammabull.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Forgot the marshmallows....

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Cross section of a bath with bearded preacher whose hat is aflame.

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

History Of Fire

"Love your ambiance!"

Some people don't know whent to quit.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Good News about winter

"Smokey The Tree"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."