Fire Fascination Prints

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

'Bless you...'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"Sparkling or tap?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Fire down."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Supermoth

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'