Fire Fanatics Prints

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Studying Fire Behavior

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"