Flame-kicking Fanatics Prints

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Woman escapes with cats.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Organic Soldering.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Candles In Bed

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Motorbike

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

It's the season for political candidates to deliver their pitch to voters. Sometimes the pitch is like a fastball, direct and to the point. Or the pitch might be like a curve, starting off on one path and then going in a different direction. Voters might see a pitch like a changeup, something completely unexpected. Unfortunately, too often the candidate's pitch is like a knuckleball - it just seems to be erratic and nonsensical!

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

The Hellish Sermon

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"That's just an old flame."

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."