Fire Fascination Mugs

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

'Bless you...'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"Sparkling or tap?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Love your ambiance!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Studying Fire Behavior

Candles In Bed

"Fire down."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'