Fire Protection Prints

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"