Sound Suppressor Gifts

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

Father nails piano lid shut.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

At the rock concert...

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Music Therapy

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Ding and Dong.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

Unsound

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'